(Source: have--not)

beyoncebeytwice:

bored but not bored enough to do homework

finmeister:

MY MOM JUST GOT OUT HER BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND FOUND OUT SHES BEEN SPELLING HER NAME WRONG FOR 49 YEARS

daenerysforbes:

I don’t appreciate the fact that The Vine app is for iPhone users only. Feeling left out.

hiptipico:

I love running into Maria!Her mother’s handmade greeting cards are on our website if you want to give back to her family!http://www.hiptipico.com/product/cositas-greeting-cards/

hiptipico:

I love running into Maria!
Her mother’s handmade greeting cards are on our website if you want to give back to her family!
http://www.hiptipico.com/product/cositas-greeting-cards/

jar-0f-happiness:

hi i love this song okay.

jar-0f-happiness:

hi i love this song okay.

(Source: optim-istic)

Teacher: Name one life-changing event
Me: Finding out about alt+reblog

hellolxsa:

i want a late night adventure. i want someone to call me up and say, “i’m outside. let’s go do something!” i want to go out late at night in my pj’s and my hair all tied up. maybe drive around. go to a park and just swing on the swings. maybe sit in the grass and watch the stars or maybe go to a 24 hour food place and pig out. i just want a late night adventure with people i like to be around. no drama. nothing but good vibes and good company.

(Source: thewhiskyboy)

indecisivestars:

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(Source: overhumor)

jpierrepontcriss:

my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home

(Source: what-do-i-wear)

do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how

(Source: mcclairstonem)

Person: What do you want for your birthday?
Me: *Forgets everything I have ever wanted*